A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.

Directed by: Ken Annakin
Written by: Ken Annakin & Jack Davies
Runtime: 88 minutes
Tagline: No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous"
Cast:
Julie Christie Julie Christie
Babette LaVern 
Timothy Bateson Timothy Bateson
Partridge 
Stanley Baxter Stanley Baxter
R. S. Widdowes 
John Bennett John Bennett
Thomas 
Alfred Burke Alfred Burke
Caulfield 
Harry Fowler Harry Fowler
Woods