Hollywood Homicide 2003

Critics score:
30 / 100

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Ty Burr, Boston Globe: Hollywood Homicide is one of the most lazily scripted, poorly structured, smugly stereotyped star vehicles in recent memory. Read more

Terry Lawson, Detroit Free Press: Hollywood Homicide thinks constantly ringing cell phones are really funny. Read more

Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald: Lands with a thud right from its painfully unfunny prologue and maintains its plodding, exasperating course straight through to its car-chase-and-shootout finale. Read more

Richard Roeper, Ebert & Roeper: ... really funny. Read more

Michael Wilmington, Chicago Tribune: It's the best role Ford has had in a while. The best movie, too. Read more

A.O. Scott, New York Times: There are too many deft grace notes and underplayed jokes to take in at a single viewing. Read more

Bob Longino, Atlanta Journal-Constitution: The opposite of L.A. Confidential, it's D.O.A. But it does have one good chase scene. Read more

Manohla Dargis, Los Angeles Times: No one comes out of Hollywood Homicide looking good, but the film fades fast. Read more

Eric Harrison, Houston Chronicle: It must've seemed a sure-fire hit on paper. Too bad they forgot to make it entertaining. Read more

Lisa Kennedy, Denver Post: It's Get Shorty, but not as agile. Read more

Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly: Ron Shelton, working from a script that he wrote with Robert Souza, has a trick up his sleeve; it's his cheery skewed tone. Read more

Philip Wuntch, Dallas Morning News: Hollywood Homicide will remind you of at least a dozen other movies, most of them better than this one. Read more

Hazel-Dawn Dumpert, L.A. Weekly: Looking weathered yet professional, Ford carries what he can, but pretty and sullen Hartnett barely comes to life, leaving his partner stranded, and straining. Read more

John Anderson, Newsday: Harrison Ford as comedian is not a pretty picture. Read more

David Ansen, Newsweek: Read more

Peter Rainer, New York Magazine/Vulture: Read more

Jami Bernard, New York Daily News: It's a humiliating comedown for Ford, and he looks creaky and grumpy, obviously aware that he is miscast and dreading every scene. Read more

Andrew Sarris, New York Observer: The trouble is that Mr. Shelton and Mr. Souza don't do enough with the material to make it dramatically compelling. Read more

James Berardinelli, ReelViews: There are some laughs to be had here, but they are islands in a becalmed ocean. Read more

Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times: One of the pleasures of Hollywood Homicide is that it's more interested in its two goofy cops than in the murder plot; their dialogue redeems otherwise standard scenes. Read more

Stephanie Zacharek, Salon.com: A reasonably entertaining picture that nevertheless leaves you wondering -- what, exactly, did I just see? Read more

Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle: It's a movie an audience can settle comfortably into, and it pays off as it goes along. Read more

David Edelstein, Slate: It's a great piece of mindful escapism. Read more

Colin Covert, Minneapolis Star Tribune: Hollywood Homicide ought not to be as much fun as it is, but it is. Read more

St. Louis Post-Dispatch: Read more

Rick Groen, Globe and Mail: Sometimes the laugh is there, sometimes it's a coin-flip, and sometimes it all feels like so much made-up filler. Read more

Peter Howell, Toronto Star: Hollywood Homicide should have been a much stronger and funnier movie. Read more

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Mike Clark, USA Today: Both leads in Hollywood Homicide work multiple jobs, and wear themselves out in the process. So does a movie with such a generic title that it's a marvel no one has used it before. Read more

Todd McCarthy, Variety: An attempt to merge a semi-jokey buddy movie with a more realistic account of cops' messy private lives, Hollywood Homicide falls short on both counts. Read more

J. Hoberman, Village Voice: The surplus of character humor seems all the more desperate in view of the essentially humorless stars. Read more

Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post: A buddy film starring two people who, even as the closing credits roll, appear to have just met. Read more