Simon Sez 1999

Susan Stark, Detroit News: Read more

Lawrence Van Gelder, New York Times: Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary. Read more

Nathan Rabin, AV Club: Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony. Read more

Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times: Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one. Read more

Entertainment Weekly: This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions. Read more

Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly: Read more

Joe Leydon, Variety: A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release. Read more