Car 54, Where Are You? 1994

John Petrakis, Chicago Tribune: Some movies are so bad they warrant special attention. "Car 54, Where Are You" is one of them. Read more

Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times: Thanks to a relentlessly terrible script by many hands, it's a dumb movie about dumb cops that should have remained on the shelf, where it's been sitting for over two years. Read more

Janet Maslin, New York Times: Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum. Read more

Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly: This garish update of the campy '60s sitcom is a brainless floparooney. Read more

Brian Lowry, Variety: At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years. Read more

David Mills, Washington Post: A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid. Read more