Red Planet 2000

Critics score:
14 / 100

Reviews provided by RottenTomatoes

Ebert & Roeper: Read more

Susan Stark, Detroit News: The next time any movie tells you the Martians are coming, choose the better part of valor: Just duck. Read more

Tom Sime, Dallas Morning News: Red Planet is cluttered with too many threats and too many implausible solutions. Read more

Geoff Pevere, Toronto Star: Atrocious dialogue, gross cliches, absurd plot twists and ludicrous orchestral flourishes. Read more

Stephen Holden, New York Times: What human speech manages to break through the tedious, impenetrable jargon is so compressed and weighted with exposition that it feels more like notes for an outline than actual conversation. Read more

Robert Cashill, Newsweek: Zero gravity. Read more

Eleanor Ringel Gillespie, Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Early on, Lucy informs the crew there's been a 'failure to engage.' I think she was talking about the movie. Read more

Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times: There's precious little sense of adventure, suspense or excitement and no sense of fun. Read more

Eric Harrison, Houston Chronicle: Red Planet seems powered by a 'Cool Stuff' aesthetics -- it's full of bits and pieces that don't add up to anything or make much of an impression. Read more

Paul Tatara, CNN.com: A hardware-based endurance test that looks spectacular and is only slightly more exciting than a nine-hour cricket match. Read more

Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly: [The actors] stand around mouthing dry as Martian dust dialogue. Read more

Globe and Mail: Read more

John Anderson, Newsday: Any movie that requires this much narration-background, plot line and introductions to each and every character-is as deprived of oxygen as outer space. Read more

Bob Thomas, Associated Press: A mildly diverting adventure film for those who enjoy thrills and shocks without having to think too much. Read more

James Berardinelli, ReelViews: As a human interest drama, Red Planet is more thin than Mars' atmosphere. Read more

Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times: The story's strong point isn't psychological depth or complex relationships, but brainy scientists trying to think their way out of a box that grows smaller every minute. Read more

Charles Taylor, Salon.com: Red Planet isn't particularly offensive, except in its total mediocrity. Read more

Bob Graham, San Francisco Chronicle: This spaceship misfire manages to be overblown and undernourished at the same time. Read more

Geoff Andrew, Time Out: Read more

Todd McCarthy, Variety: As dull and arid as a hike through the desert. Read more

Desson Thomson, Washington Post: Chuck Pfarrer's screenplay feels older than the Martian hills. Read more