Sorority Row 2009

Amy Nicholson, Boxoffice Magazine: A satire made for cult rediscovery, just change the tagline to "In the foam, no one can hear you scream." Read more

Steven Hyden, AV Club: The blatant attempts at humor mostly fall flat, but a third-act catfight manages briefly to detour the film into fairly enjoyable camp. Read more

Jonathan Perry, Boston Globe: The "scary'' moments are of the sneak-up-on-you-from-behind variety, but there's little suspense. Read more

Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times: It lapses into that familiar category of movies that go in for lots of fancy obfuscation along the way only to make its story seem all the more simple, trite and contrived by the finish. Read more

Kate Ward, Entertainment Weekly: The tedious flick offers little more than a few scares, and plenty of boobs. And we're not just talking about the cast. Read more

Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel: It's all cheese, but at least this cheese, for the most part, doesn't stink. Read more

Aaron Hillis, Time Out: It's yet another '80s slasher remake, so you know the drill...er, the tire iron pimped out with blades. Read more

Tom Huddlestone, Time Out: A booty-shakin', text-messagin', Facebook-referencin' multiplex moneyspinner for undemanding twenty-first-century teens. Read more

Russell Edwards, Variety: An average slasher pic that meanders indecisively between gore and gags. Read more

Michelle Orange, Village Voice: Call me the sarcastic sister, but the only thing screaming in any convincing way here are the cheap look, epileptic direction, and off-key, "edgy" humor. Read more